Roz and Eva share an advice blog called ASK MY SISTER--(mostly) good advice for those who dare.
If you’re having difficulties in the romance department, or can’t decide which way you swing, or want to take revenge on some fly-bitten clotpole there is always online ouija.
But if you want crazy good advice, Ask My Sister!
Dear More Than Tempted,
You can give someone mono just like that? Wow. I’m so jealous. Did someone invent Mono brand lipgloss? Or are you a carrier?
Either way, your plan is perfectly diabolical. Which is why I love it! I think you should do it. But please don’t share this letter with Eva because it might give her ideas. I’m the one usually stealing her boyfriends, you know. Even though I try to wait until they’re exes.
If you’re worried about the moral implications... I checked with the Centers for Disease Control.
No one has ever died from mono. And all’s fair in love and war, especially when it comes to boyfriends!
THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED
How would you like to win a SIGNED copy of MY INVENTED LIFE AND A PAIR OF SISTER NECKLACES (handmade by Lauren Bjorkman from crystals, sterling silver findings and sterling chains) ? It's easy! All you have to do is submit a letter (long or short) to Ask My Sister!
TO ENTER: Email your questions to lauren@laurenbjorkman.com or
submit them at Lauren's Blog!
3 comments:
These are hilarious and I love the contest!
I can't get either link to work. Got another one?
oops! sorry about that Elnice. You can either email your questions to lauren@laurenbjorkman.com or
submit them at website at: http://laurenbjorkman.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/the-best-contest-yet-win-sister-necklaces/
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